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You are awake, but you haven't opened your eyes yet. You don't
remember much about last night, but you feel hung over. You reach over
for a cigarette and barely open your eyes long enough to see where
they are. You take a long deep puff and your eyes begin to open. All
you know is that you feel like total shit. You take a few puffs off of
your cigarette and put it in the ashtray. You lay in bed trying to
remember what the hell happened last night. You vaguely remember going
out with the buddies and doing ten shots of whiskey and pouring beers
down your throat all night long.
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Your
brain starts to recognize that you are awake and need to start the
day.
You take a few more puffs off of your cigarette and you realize there
is something moving next to you. Holy shit! There is a nude stranger
next to you with your blankets wrapped around her. She is starting to
wake up after she smells the scent of your cigarette smoke.
What do to? You don't want to act like you don't remember having sex
with her, even though you don't. You don't know this woman from a box
of rocks.
Don't
panic, keep your cool.
She might not remember anything from last night. Be gentle with her
and talk in a soft voice, she might be hung over too. Run your fingers
through her hair and act happy. If she sees that you are happy, she
might think you enjoyed the sex.
After she is awake try to make small talk. Ask her what she would like
for breakfast and that sort of thing. Tell her how beautiful her eyes
look in the morning. Tell her they are full of life and they sparkle
like the stars at night.
If she brings up the sex from last night, tell her that it was good.
Don't go telling her a wild story that isn't true, because she might
remember what happened. Tell her that you can't believe how beautiful
she was and how much you enjoyed her company.
This can be an important time. If she already put out, she might put
out again. If you aren't too hung over, test out the waters and see if
she would like to have sex again. Run your fingers through her hair
and tell her she has a nice smile. You can also try giving her a
massage. If she starts to get relaxed try brushing your hand against
her breasts. Then go in a little more and try touching her breasts. If
she acts uncomfortable, stop doing it.
If on the other hand, she seems open to the idea of you touching her
breasts, continue. Start up with foreplay like you normally would.
Hey, what do you have to loose? You might be able to double your
pleasure.
During
this time you can hint around to asking her what her name is. Tell her
that it slips your tongue while you lick her nipples. Try to make it
funny if you can. Humor is a great way to break the ice.
You have to look at this like it is a strange first date. You don't
know anything that happened last night other than you probably got
lucky. Don't pretend to act like you know her life story when you
don't. Act a little dopey if you think you can get away with it.
After you do a little foreplay pull away your blankets and let her get
a good glimpse of your penis. Watch how she reacts. If she seems to be
interested, there is your green light. All you need to do is allow
things to happen.
I would also during this point allow her to touch you. Do this to make
sure that she really does want to have sex with you. The last thing
you want to do is end up raping a woman. She might feel scared because
she is having a stranger do something to her. Always play on the safe
side.
If you can't get any sex, then I would try to make the transition from
getting out of bed to her leaving as smooth as possible. Ask her if
she wants anything to eat or a cup of coffee. Don't rush her out of
the house, this will take away any chance you have of getting laid by
her again a second time. Most of the time though, there won't be a
second time. But, you always need to be playing one step ahead.
Tell her that you will leave the room while she gets dressed if she
feels uncomfortable. This will help speed things up if she does. Tell
her that she can take a shower or freshen up if she would like.
Don't
pretend that now you are a married couple. Don't ask her to make you
breakfast and break wind in bed and laugh. Chances are she was either
really drunk last night too, or she was really horny.
This can be a uneasy situation. If you find yourself in this type of
situation keep these things in mind.
It will help you make it more easy.
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